What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

Who's driving?

Immigration.

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Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.