What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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He turns off his Xbox.

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.