What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss