What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

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What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker