What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

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What do you call a muslim crocodile?

An Allahgator!

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.