How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.