How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.