How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!