Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up.

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What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y