Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What's funnier than a dead baby?

Dead baby in clowns costume.

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.