Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

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How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.