Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper