How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer