How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.