What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.