It is an airport.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
They both banged JFK
I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."
An americano with an extra shot
He couldn't take shots to the head.
A bullet.
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
He was all over his wife at the parade
Neither can wear pants
A DayGlo Dago
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
Clawing at the inside of her coffin.
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
You'd spill your drink.
Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
Girl: Your feet.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Punjabi-ng.