Jfk Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They both banged JFK

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?

I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

Marilyn Monroe Jokes More Marilyn Monroe Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.