What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

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What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.