What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.