Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants