What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.