What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's