What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.