Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!