Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.