Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor