Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

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Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.