Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.