Baghdad
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Because they don't like to judge anyone.
At Olive Garden the servers actually work.
An Iraqnid.
In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!