Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

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Drive me to the grocery store.

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What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden