Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

Iraqnid Jokes More Iraqnid Jokes

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.