A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
Goddamn right.
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
Sheer habit.
A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
Having a remote control for your remote control.
A Remote control
