Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo