Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.