What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers