What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers