Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.