What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

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What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!