A: A box of crayons.
Because the box said 2-4 years!
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
Because it wanted to be a texta.