Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

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What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

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Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!