What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

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What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.