What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw