What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael