What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!