What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.