What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle