How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.