What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.