What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo