What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.