When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

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Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house