What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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HYATT

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There are too many Links.

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)