What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.