What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

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A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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Grandma and grandpa.

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What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.