Fbi Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

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With a monk key.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

Women World Cup Jokes More Women World Cup Jokes

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

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Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off