What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

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Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

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What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

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Why does Japan have a high life expectancy?

It is full of anti - occidents

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."