Japan Jokes

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why does Japan have a high life expectancy?

It is full of anti - occidents

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

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Okay, you start.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems?

A feminist.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Jello Jokes More Jello Jokes

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Roofy Jokes More Roofy Jokes

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

A Bill Cosby.