Japan Jokes

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why does Japan have a high life expectancy?

It is full of anti - occidents

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Siri Jokes More Siri Jokes

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

What is Siri really good at?

Playing pocket pool.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

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How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?

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Nintendo Jokes More Nintendo Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

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