Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out