Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.