What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.