Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!