Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.