Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!