What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.