One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.
Because he had no one to look up to.
A mammoth
Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."
It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Mandarin Service Guaranteed.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"
Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."
Because he was in first place.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
