What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.