How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.