What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.