What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder