Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl !

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.