What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them