What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry