What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(