Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS