Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS