Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose