Smirnoff Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Smirnoff Isis Jokes More Smirnoff Isis Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis