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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Permit Jokes More Permit Jokes

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Smirnoff Isis Jokes More Smirnoff Isis Jokes

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere