How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

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Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!