Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

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What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.